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I know you're missing a chromosome
But I cant leave you alone
I'm crazy for the way you make me insane
This time it’s true I'm through with you
Do what you do till we pursue it again
She keyed my ride and bruised my pride
Broke all of my stuff when I let her inside
Told her get out, what can I say?
I'm in love with the way you get in my way

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Plots malicious, stories fictitious
Done with dirty laundry and sinks full of dishes
A head case at best, beautiful at her worst
Always had the same things up in her purse
In the bottom credit cards and condoms
But I know they’re both for show
Prescription meds Marlboro Reds and receipts from the liquor store
I was blind to the world by this beautiful girl
I couldn't see with my own two eyes
Had me transfixed with her sexy lips and the demon in between her thighs
I was drunk off lust, a shot of jealousy
Her Oxycontin a fifth of Hennessy
Couldn't say no she was a different pedigree
Gotta slow down my thoughts a head of me,  come on

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Another late night coming home at dawn
To find all the lights on and my clothes on the lawn
My neighbors yawning along, they’re wondering what I did wrong
While my demon spawn was screaming telling me to get gone
It wasn't always like this, in my defense
We would kiss constant before crazy commenced
She went from lace and incense to basic instincts
Baby faced basket case replaced a princess
Queen to my thrown now she’s screening my phone
Screaming if I'm dreaming of even a minute alone
She would sing about a ring every time I'd caress her
Stayed one night and stole a drawer in my dresser
Stalked all the girls who hung out in my circle
Showing up uninvited like a female Urkle
Talked ‘til she was purple red in the face
Her grace gave her the place of my greatest mistake

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In the bottom, credit cards and condoms
But I know they’re both for show

From lace and incense to basic instincts
Baby faced basket case replaced a princess

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